Satchell 'Like a Bag' Drakes

Satchell 'Like a Bag' Drakes, was one of the original Beard Bois. Sadly, in July of 2014, Satchell was canonically killed at the ScrewAttack Gaming Convention in Dallas, Texas. However, the numerous sightings of Satchell in New Jersey, on YouTube, or at cons since then have led many to speculate that he is, in fact, not dead, but instead hibernating to restore himself to his ultimate form. Though this was never confirmed, it is widely believed that Satchell hails from an ancient race of Drakenkin that gains immense power from rest, explaining his ability to fall asleep literally anywhere and everywhere. Though the authorities insist he has passed away, there are still whispers in pubs and alleyways across the land that say, if you listen intently at the cold, dark night, you can hear Satch's soft snoring as he gains power.