Beard Bois Lore

As with any group of... 'interesting' individuals, there is a super interesting backstory. This page is a collection of scraps and pieces of Lore that have been revealed to us by the Beard Bois themselves.

The Block and Sweep
Lo and Warren didst tell Tatum to block and sweep, and he didst so without consideration, all along not realizing 'twas Super Dave who was the real block and sweeper.

The German Influx
Perhaps the strangest day in the history of Beard Bois was the great German Influx. The universe summoned forth hundreds and hundreds of viewers from a faraway land! The Beard Bois treated them with much guffawing and general surprise and confusion, yet e'er since the great faux pas of Santell, the Germans hath not returned. Through perhaps only the cruelest of magics, he was possessed to say perhaps the nastiest things-- though he didst not intend to offend! Surely, Santell is a benevolent and loving man, albeit decidedly silly.

Where's Jirard?
And yet, within the chorus of voices present in the pleasant stream of conversation flowing into their ears, the viewer did not hear the soft silky tones of Jirard, the Completionist. Concerned for the wellbeing of the Beardman, he asks, "Where's Jirard?" Little did he know, Jirard was fine and probably just sleeping somewhere.

Unhealthy Bread
On the second day of the eighth month of the two-thousand and fifteenth year of the traditional calendar, at approimately 15 hours after it was declared to be said date, the one known as cholesterolGamer jokingly asked a question during a solo stream of the one known as SunderCR. Sunder, upon reading his comment, proceeded to say "a little bit of both, SpitefulToast." Since then, the members of the audience have begun speculating that cholesterol and Toast are in fact the same entity.