Batophobe

Warren Batophobe "Black Hulk" "Batshit Crazy" "Barkley" Burkley III Standing at 6'2 and 210lbs is one of the leaders of the Beard Bois. A kind and wise man, Warren is a benevolent leader, never picking fights when such trivial nonsense in unnecessary.

Who is Warren?
When Warren was a young Warren, he wanted only to be the realest. Literally, there could be nobody as real as him. But unfortunately... he was not real. He grew up in Street Fighter III where he was actually Alex, but due to a rendering glitch his art was never officially used. One day, he seized the Satsui no Hado for himself and expended all of his energy to be un-digitized into the real world. Having achieved the realest level of real due to his newfound realness, he then went on to first to 10 everyone in sight. Fighting game after fighting game his foes fell to his SPDs- which he could execute regardless of what game he's playing. Unless there was anime shit. He never did any of that anime shit.

Ever.

These days, Warren is basically the distant but ever-present father of the Beard Bois. Like, he didn't abandon us, but he doesn't really want to hang out or anything, or help with homework and stuff like that y'know? But that's okay, we're just glad to have him around.

Thanks for being there, Warren.

He likes tacos i think.

QUOTES:

"That's either a dress or a long T-Shirt."

"One you stop watching anime you truly grow up,"