Choco

Have you ever seen a bird in a hat that's also Amish? Now you have. And it's adorable.

Fun fact! Did you know that Choco (and his infinitely less notable keeper, Nick Boulton) has actually made the most Make-a-Wish™ Foundation™ visits than anyone alive or dead combined. Nick is also there, but has to sit in the corner and say nothing or make eye contact with the sad, sick children.

Choco and his vastly less important keeper, Nicholas "FERALxPANDA" Boulton, are honorary Beard Bois.